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 Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD

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Kriste92
I'm much better!


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 26th 2008, 19:26

http://www.whatdriver.com/en/
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Kriste92
I'm much better!


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 26th 2008, 19:26


Kristina Jakubavičiūtė you are..




a daredevil driver

Symptoms:
"GTA is for pussy's, try the real thing!" is your motto.


Advise:
For the safety of other traffic participants let someone else drive when you're outside the designated stunt trail.
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evelina
Naturally


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 26th 2008, 19:29


Symptoms:
While driving
or standing in a traffic jam you think no one will notice your bad
habits. Your semi-public acts can vary from nail biting, chewing with
your mouth open, spitting (provided the window is open), thumb sucking,
picking your ears, teeth, nose or worse.
Real nose picking pro's by the way first have a thorough examination of their extracted bogie before recycling it.


Advise:
Even
though according to Austrian Prof. Dr. Friedrich Bischinger nose
picking is a great way of strengthening your body's immune system, it
is adviced to confine your bad habits outside of public awareness.





žvengiau iš to paveiksliuko :OMG:
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Kalista
But tonight, I'm gonna fly.


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 01:08


you are..




a tailgater

Symptoms:
On
motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the
car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
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Snowflake
She loves the sun.


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 14:32


an insurance fraud driver


Symptoms:
You use your car to illegally create additional income.
Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front, causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company.
Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.



Advise:
Quit your activities, besides others, one day YOU might get really hurt.
Besides that insurance companies keep records and eventually you will be caught.








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littlerockgirl
Pizza girl


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 14:34


samanta jurgilaite you are..




an over-competitive driver

Symptoms:
When
standing besides annother car in front of a traffic light, you try to
persuade the other to a jackrabbit start through short accelarations
and consecutive breaks.


Advise:
Grow up and get a life!
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MarciJona
She hits the gas


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Pranešimų skaičius : 1586
Age : 22
Miestas : Šilutė ;)
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Registration date : 2008-08-28

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 17:14

Gintė Majutė you are..


a cool driver
Symptoms:
You stay calm at all times, regardless whether you're in a long motorway traffic jam or in a big city at rush-hours.
Even in case you get involved in an accident you behave as this could happen to the best person.
Advise:
Ever though of becoming a private chauffeur?
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aagnea
I'm much better!


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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 18:31

littlerockgirl rašo:

samanta jurgilaite you are..




an over-competitive driver

Symptoms:
When
standing besides annother car in front of a traffic light, you try to
persuade the other to a jackrabbit start through short accelarations
and consecutive breaks.


Advise:
Grow up and get a life!

tas pats :bubble:
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Bitea
Can't have Jonas


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Miestas : Kalvarija
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 23:06

Gertruda Petelyte you are..


a road rager


Symptoms:
You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.



Advise:
Seek professional help. Now!
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Skirmish.
I'm much better!


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1273
Age : 22
Miestas : Kėdainiai
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Registration date : 2008-12-09

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 23:21

Skirmantė Kerzaitė you are..


a no-claim driver
Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night.
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse.
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
Advise:
Look at it this way: "no car - no claim"
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Rimante
Got me going crazy.


Pranešimų skaičius : 3089
Age : 22
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Registration date : 2008-08-13

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Gruodis 27th 2008, 23:48

Bitea rašo:
Gertruda Petelyte you are..


a road rager


Symptoms:
You are the worst kind of driver imaginable.
In traffic you transform to a real monster.
Symptoms are sudden acceleration, braking, close tailgating, cutting others off in a lane, deliberately preventing someone from merging, sounding the horn or flashing lights excessively, rude gestures (such as "the finger"), shouting verbal abuse, obscenities or threats, intentionally causing a collision between vehicles, exiting the car to attempt to start a confrontation, including striking someone else's vehicle with an object, threatening to use or using a firearm or other deadly weapon, throwing projectiles from a moving vehicle with the intent of damaging other vehicles.



Advise:
Seek professional help. Now!


Tas pats :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
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Katy Smag
Girlz


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Pranešimų skaičius : 255
Age : 21
Miestas : Deep in his heart***
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Registration date : 2009-01-26

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 8th 2009, 19:30

Jekaterina Smagina you are..


a national driver


Symptoms:
Your driving skills are excellent, except when you take business or holiday trips out of your country, in which case you start behaving like you've got your first driving lesson.
Things are getting really worse when your partner/fellow passengers start complaining about your driving and navigation skills..



Advise:
Next time, take a plane!



Jap jap)) the plane is better. xD
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[razynka*]
Hey baby!


Female
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Age : 22
Miestas : vilnius
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Registration date : 2008-10-02

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 8th 2009, 19:58

Asta Kuklyte you are..


an over-socially concerned driver


Symptoms:
You give right of way (priority) to everyone, even if they have none.
Also you tend to pick up hitchhikers and offer them a place to sleep to find out you've been robbed the next day.



Advise:
If you're not a kind old lady of 60 or older you should start to worry
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kristina123
Got me going crazy.


Female
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Age : 21
Miestas : raseiniai
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Registration date : 2008-08-08

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 8th 2009, 20:11

kristina andrulytė you are..


an insurance fraud driver
Symptoms:
You use your car to illegally create additional income.
Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front, causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company.
Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.
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linejka
Video Girl syndrome


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 875
Age : 24
Miestas : Tauragė
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-02-01

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 16th 2009, 00:56

Lina Paulauskaitė you are..



an aggressive driver
Symptoms:
You claxon/swear/show middle finger at everyone coming in your way.
Advise:
Consider moving to for example any of the larger south European cities, where such behaviour is normal or more or less mandatory.

tik įdomu pagal ką čia nustato...?
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Agniuk.
She hits the gas


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1589
Age : 23
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Registration date : 2009-01-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 17th 2009, 20:02

a feminine driver

Symptoms:
Your driving skills are good, but parking remains bit messy.


Advise:
Avoid parking garages!
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U.K
Turn right.


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1321
Miestas : Kaunas.
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Registration date : 2008-12-13

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Vasaris 21st 2009, 11:24

Symptoms:
You've got excellent concentration skills and could drive for 8 hours or more without dozing off.



Advise:
You would make an excellent rally or truck driver.

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Moncyte
But tonight, I'm gonna fly.


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 506
Age : 22
Miestas : Vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-04-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   05 1st 2009, 11:50



a no-claim driver


Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night.
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse.
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
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Gaby*
that should be me.


Female
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Age : 23
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Registration date : 2009-01-23

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   05 1st 2009, 12:38

 a no-claim driver
Symptoms:
You drive carefully in any situation and avoid driving at night. 
When parking you preferably choose an open spot where you don't have to reverse. 
A dent or a scratch on your car, the repairing of which you preferable pay out of your own pocket to keep your high no claim, will upset you for weeks.
Advise:
Look at it this way: "no car - no claim"
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stargin
My own Jonas show


Pranešimų skaičius : 986
Age : 24
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Registration date : 2009-05-08

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   05 10th 2009, 18:49

the eternal designated driver


Symptoms:
Historically you somehow have been assigned by your friends as the designated driver.
Even though you could use a drink in the pub once in a while, you can't let your friends down, can you?



Advise:
Next time take a drink or two and say to everybody you're too drunk to drive and have them order a cab, else tell them you're on heavy medication and you're not allowed to drive.
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augustukas
A book face


Female
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Miestas : vilnius
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Registration date : 2009-06-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Liepa 8th 2009, 17:54

Auguste Kukaityte you are..


a tailgater
Symptoms:
On motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.
Advise:
Consider emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting your habit are 0.

paveiksliuko nepavyko nukopinti
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Emmma
Keep it real!


Female
Pranešimų skaičius : 1913
Age : 20
Miestas : Vilnius
draugiškumas : 0
Registration date : 2009-06-18

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Liepa 10th 2009, 19:21

Emilija Biekšaitė you are..


a rural driver


Symptoms:
Your general driving skills are reasonable, but in the city or other complex traffic situations you easily panic, causing for example the engine to stop when mistakenly driving away in the 2nd or 3rd gear and thereby blocking the road.



Advise:
Avoid busy traffic. If you have to go there use public transport or try carpooling.
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Kami ^.^
Keep it real!


Female
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Age : 23
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Registration date : 2009-03-15

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Liepa 10th 2009, 19:31


an insecure driver
Symptoms:
Typical behaviour is signalling before an exit which you don't take, since on the last moment you decided to take another route.
Also you're the type who percentually takes the most u-turns.
Advise:
Stick to the original plan!
And by the way subway entrances are no parking garages!

Visada taip ir maniau  :lol!:


Paskutinį kartą redagavo Kami ^.^, Lapkritis 17th 2015, 21:56. Redaguota 1 kartą
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Ovilyte
From Australia


Female
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Age : 22
Miestas : Kaunas
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Registration date : 2009-07-20

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Rugsėjis 28th 2009, 19:13


a 'wannabe Cairo' driver

Symptoms:
While driving, you seem to acquire a certain death-wish.
You use your break only at the point of destination, in the mean time your claxon will make things move out of your way.


Advise:
In case you have fellow passengers, always first make sure they do not have some kind of heart condition.
You would make an excellent taxi driver in Cairo, Egypt.
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aistte
I'm much better!


Female
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Age : 22
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Registration date : 2009-09-01

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: Koks vairuotojas esi? ;DD   Spalis 21st 2009, 20:50

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Paskutinį kartą redagavo aistte, Vasaris 25th 2012, 18:00. Redaguota 1 kartą
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